Canadian Life Duplo Cop, Ottawa, May 2015
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I mute the French anti-police slo­gans that auto­mat­i­cally play in my head when I hear the word “police”. Grow up, Juli­ette. You are no longer an angry teenager. “The police help peo­ple when they have a prob­lem,” I reply to Mark, almost convincingly.

Canadian Life Chinese Characters in Singapore, 2011
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While the obnox­ious yet-to-be-caffeinated lady is still fig­ur­ing out what she really wants from life and from a Sty­ro­foam cup, I eaves­drop on other people’s conversations.

Canadian Life Ice Cream Treat, Gatineau, June 2015
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Before Mark, I didn’t quite under­stand why peo­ple were using ser­vices and con­ve­niences or pay­ing some­one to com­plete a task for them.

Canadian Life Tim Hortons Cups at the Bus Stop, Ottawa
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This is one aspect of life in Canada I find harder and harder to deal with: every­thing looks exactly the same—new, in good condition—and life is so orderly that it gets absolutely infuriating.

Foodies Corner Mark at Tim Hortons, May 2015
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If you think about it, Tim Hor­tons is just another fran­chised restau­rant serv­ing cof­fee and donuts. Yet, Cana­di­ans almost feel it’s a patri­otic duty to get a double-double at Tim­mies rather than at McDon­alds, Star­bucks or—gasp—brew cof­fee at home.

Immigration Ottawa, June 2015
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There is “one of these” again in my inbox today. The “object” line reads “help me”. I can guess the con­tent of the email, the sus­pense fac­tor is minimal.

Raising a Canadian-Chinese-French Kid This is what (apparently) happens when I lie down on the floor for two seconds
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How do you guys do it? Seri­ously? Am I miss­ing some­thing here? I only have one kid and my job isn’t even that important—I mean, I’m not sav­ing lives here, just mov­ing com­mas and delet­ing quote marks.

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